Sunday 21 February 2016

Dilli DIL(li)Walo ki

Why I love my city
In the beginning when I sat down to write this article, the first thought that came to my mind is how would I ever be able to pen down my feelings for this city in which I have spent 20 years of my life, sometimes cursing it and sometimes (however some it might be) basking in its charm. Many people view Delhi as this overtly boisterous city full of sprawling bungalows and all the pomp show, the “tu tadaak” and “tu jaanta nhi mera baap kaun hai” hurling brats, using and abusing this dialogue whether they are in a plush Merc or on a scooty pep plus. Then, there are the infamous profanities for which we are world famous in India! What to say, we have immense love for our maas and behens.
And now, since more recently the city has come into light for its cons (read being tagged as the rape capital, the pollution capital, the traf(fucked) city etcetera etcetera) it has become all the more important for me as a true blue Delhiite to bring out the reasons why any pakka Dilliwalaah loves this city.

 Our Khaas Aam Janta
Delhi being the national capital, has flocks of people coming in from every nook and corner of the country. And even though people claim they wouldn’t want to live in this city (due to safety and other pish posh factors), they still don’t stop coming into the city; we have people from all sorts of backgrounds. From the rani from rajouri to the too cool for school ‘every brand in your face, stilettos clacking, smoothie drinking’ Def Col chick, with shopping bags filled with vanity fair costing enough to feed an entire third world country; from the dreamy eyed autowallah hoping to join the army to the languid thulla hoping to catch one erring driver to grease his palms for the day. We have all types of mango peeps, from the aam to the khaas to the aam who think they are too khaas. From the pompous fat aunties to the sweet ganju uncles, from the too loud chandni chowk waale to the quiet scotch sipping gentlemen in Lutyens’. From the gujjus to the maraathas, from the surds to the bongs, from the ammas and appas to the papajis and mummyjis. This delicious cocktail of people is what makes Delhi, Delhi.
Life in a metro
It goes without saying that we the people of Delhi are immensely proud of our metro, the gleaming statuette of development in the city. Any metro commuter would agree when I say how easy travelling has become after the incoming of the metro; and how difficult it is to travel in it, what with, aunties elbowing each other to be the first one to get it, how you are never able to find a seat and how people are running on the platforms all the time. But no matter how crowded the trains are and how many times we have been pushed by the crowd to unwillingly get down at CS or Rajiv Chowk, we are  proud as punch when it comes to our beloved metro.

The food- from golgappas to dosas, we have it all!
Being a foodie, it is probably my favorite part of the city, the unlimited feast to the taste buds available in this mini country. From Kashmir’s Yakhni to Kanyakumari’s idlis, from Tokyo’s sushi to Paris’s pancakes, you name it, we have it. From the twenty rupee chhola kulchas from the road side, to the two thousand rupee per plate buffet at a five star, you can fill up your stomach irrespective of the depth of your pockets.

India Gate and the patriotism it fills in our hearts
There is hardly a Bollywood movie ever made in Delhi which doesn’t show our stoic India Gate, standing tall and stoic reminding us of the several soldiers who have sacrificed their lives to ensure our safety. Ask someone new to the city on what they would like to do in Delhi and a visit to the India Gate at night like in Rang De Basanti is a definite item in their checklist. And such is our love for the monument that whenever we are overwhelmed with emotions of discontent or rage, or outcry over a tragedy, we run to the monument with candles of hope and determination in our hands.
(but the venue is quickly shifted to Jantar Mantar, security issues they say.)

Political class
Delhi being the capital is the hub of political gimmicks as well, with 4-5 netas in every mohallahs moving about with loudspeakers in their hands but not much ideas in their brains, being unapologetically politically incorrect, trying to woo voters with their jhaadoos, kamals, hands, and all sorts of voodoo.

From Humayun’s Tomb to Cannaught Place: Everything reminding us of our glory
Delhi has some spectacular monuments, which attracts hundreds of tourists from all over the globe. These splendid pieces of architecture remind us of a glorious past, even though they are now covered in the writings of fools who deem it fit to carry a blade around with them in order to mark their transient love at least somewhere where it would remain forever. More than reminding us of our great rulers, these monuments reek of urine and alcohol. But regardless, one can’t help but marvel at these magnum opus structures and often wonder how idle must the craftsmen be, to carve everything and everywhere. Or maybe, it must be the lack of internet and television which spared them so much free time!

Dilli-dilwaalon ki!
The last factor, and truly the most important, that makes me love the city so much is how it opens its arms for thousands of people from all over the country. No matter whether our own students get admissions here or not, or whether there are enough employment opportunities or not, the city makes you feel at home, and embraces you, as it did to my father fifteen years ago.

These tit bits of goodness make me love this city so very much.

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